Thursday, March 5, 2009

Northwest Arkansas Crime Report

Feb. 19

2:59 p.m. A woman at 2110 W. Walnut St. reported a purse stolen from an unlocked vehicle with money, driver's license and credit cards in it.

4:53 p.m. A student in Lot 56 reported her vehicle broken into and her purse stolen.

7:45 p.m. A student in Lot 67 reported her vehicle broken into and her purse stolen.

Friggin seriously, WTF is wrong with you ladies? Take your bag or put it in the trunk.

Feb. 20

5:36 p.m. A caller at Buddy's Home Furnishings, 2877 W. Walnut St., reported a theft.

5:40 p.m. A caller at Buddy's Home Furnishings, 2877 W. Walnut St., reported a customer rented two TVs and pawned them.

Buddy is having a helluva a day.

2:01 p.m. A staff member reported a backpack stolen from a vehicle while it was parked in Lot 52 with the windows down.

Self-inflicted…roll your windows up you lazy bastard. And, again, with the hiding of the bag.

10:26 a.m. A caller at Springdale High School, 1103 W. Emma Ave., reported a student arguing with his mother's ex-husband.

I ain't gotta listen to you, you is not my diddy!

2 comments:

Jason Harx said...

Are these for real?


And this one -
"5:40 p.m. A caller at Buddy's Home Furnishings, 2877 W. Walnut St., reported a customer rented two TVs and pawned them."

That one is full of win. I'm gonna have to keep that little trick in mind.

Azura said...

Absolutely these are for real. This is the hard-hitting crime beat of northwest Arkansas