Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Northwest Arkansas Crime Report

10:37 a.m. - A man at 12656 Pioneer Lane in Gentry reported his ex-wife tried to steal electronics from him.
I swear, I was in Texas! Can't pin that on me!

7:08 a.m. - A man at 1501 N.E. Wildcat Way reported money taken during a burglary.
Seriously? Money taken during a burglary? Hmmm...

9:46 a.m. - A man with Cooper Power Systems, 3660 S. School Ave., reported a female employee hit the plant manager.
Beat his ass, Norma Rae!

8:26 p.m. - A woman at 750 S. 40th St. reported her daughter causing problems.
This is a new causing their parents problems. Oh, I know! I'll call the cops, then she'll be sorry.

4:08 a.m. - A man at Action Computers, 1811 Westwood Ave., reported he woke up to find his vehicle dome light on and the engine running.
Dude, stop smoking pot in the back room of Action Computers at 4am.

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