Me and the big sister. I heart her.
Hogs v. Aggies
He'll tell you I was too excited about how well we were playing. Don't listen to him. I had the appropriate amount of cheer for my team and respect for his. Oddly, he disagrees.
I will rock your face off with my awesome! (David, pay attention to my awesome...)
30th birthday...I was alternating between vodka and vodka. I like to have options.
Yes, that is a High Life I'm drinking. It's the champagne of beers. That's how classy I am.
I make hoola-hoopin look like cake. Seriously, I do. I'm that good.
Move it, ladies! I'm the only single girl at this party!